Kiss me like youβre trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one spicy exorcism πππ» Related funny posts π I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me. My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it. If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler. My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession. I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.