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42 Funny kiss quotes

Funny kiss quotes add a playful touch to the art of affection! πŸ’‹πŸ˜‚ These charming and humorous lines explore the lighter side of kissing, from awkward moments to sweet surprises. Perfect for brightening up your day or sharing a laugh with someone special, these quotes remind us that love and laughter often go hand in hand. Enjoy the playful side of romance and share a smile! πŸ˜„πŸ’–

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Kiss me like you’re trying to damn my soul and save it in the same breath.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Lois Lane said, β€œClark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

β€œYou smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Less talkie. More kissie.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

They should invent a DoorDash but for a kiss goodnight and getting tucked in.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The β€œWooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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