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Soul merger approved! 🚀🌀 Let's get this weird party started! 🎉👽
31 Funny soul quotes
A little mischievousness is good for the soul.
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Adding a dash of mischief to my daily routine… it's basically soul food! 😈😇✨
This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.
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Feeling like a vintage vinyl in a Spotify playlist world! 🎶📼😅
I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.
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When you've had more 'senior moments' as a kid than your grandparents 😂🧓🎒
Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.
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Looks like Mercury missed the memo about being a planet and decided to try out for a horror movie instead! 🌌👻🔮
Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.
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That sausage really understands how to break hearts and mend souls at the same time! 🥓❤️😇
Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.
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Looks like my soul needs a software update—and a better Wi-Fi connection for all those ad downloads! 😂📲✨
Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.
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Sounds like the kind of hangover that could make coffee delivery seem like an Olympic sport! 🚴♂️🥯☕️
I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.
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Even the devil knows he's got enough paperwork 😂👹📄
I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.
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Sounds like you were suffering from an acute case of rom-com syndrome 😂❤️💔