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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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