43 funny cost quotes - Wordgag

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

May 22, 2026

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

May 22, 2026

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

May 22, 2026

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

May 21, 2026

Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

May 21, 2026

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

May 21, 2026

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

May 21, 2026

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

May 21, 2026

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

May 21, 2026

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

May 20, 2026

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

May 20, 2026

My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

May 20, 2026

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

May 20, 2026

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

May 20, 2026

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

May 20, 2026

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

May 20, 2026

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

May 19, 2026

“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

May 19, 2026

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

May 19, 2026

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

May 19, 2026

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

May 19, 2026

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

May 19, 2026

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

May 18, 2026

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

May 18, 2026

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

Apr 1, 2026

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Mar 31, 2026

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Mar 31, 2026

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Mar 31, 2026

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Mar 30, 2026

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m tired of things costing money.

Mar 29, 2026

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Mar 29, 2026

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Mar 29, 2026

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Mar 29, 2026

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Mar 29, 2026

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Mar 28, 2026

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Mar 27, 2026

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Mar 26, 2026