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Why go outside when you can explore the wilderness of your living room for free? 🏞️💸😄
44 Funny cost quotes
I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.
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Sounds like you've got the grass-roots solution for filling your free time! 🌱😂🌿
I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑
I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.
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So, basically, we got the deluxe edition of inflation but forgot to update the wage DLC? 🍔💸🤔
The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.
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$15 for a fast-food meal? Did they add a side of gold nuggets? 🍟💰😂
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.
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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅
Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.
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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
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When your dream house turns into a nightmare of utility bills 😂💸🔥 #AdultingProblems
My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.
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So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup 😅🍔👀🦷