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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

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Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to leave work early.

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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