43 funny kindness quotes - Wordgag

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

May 30, 2026May 30, 2026

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

May 30, 2026

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

May 30, 2026

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

May 30, 2026

This world is extremely kind to men, so I am not.

May 29, 2026

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

May 29, 2026

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

May 29, 2026

Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

May 29, 2026

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

May 29, 2026

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

May 28, 2026

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

May 28, 2026

Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

May 28, 2026

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

May 28, 2026

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

May 28, 2026

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

May 28, 2026

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

May 28, 2026

Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

May 27, 2026

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

May 27, 2026

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

May 27, 2026

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

May 27, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

May 27, 2026

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

May 27, 2026

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

May 26, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

May 26, 2026

Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

May 26, 2026

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

May 26, 2026

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

May 26, 2026

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

May 25, 2026

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

May 25, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

May 24, 2026

Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

May 24, 2026

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

May 24, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

May 23, 2026

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

May 22, 2026

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

May 21, 2026

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

May 21, 2026

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.

May 20, 2026

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

May 19, 2026

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

May 19, 2026

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

May 19, 2026