127 Funny comfort quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

  Commentary:
  “Comfort zone? What’s that? Is it located somewhere between ‘Anxiety Avenue’ and ‘Awkward Alley’? 😅🤷‍♂️ #PerpetuallyUncomfortable”

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

  Commentary:
  “Forget Prince Charming, I’ll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣”

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

  Commentary:
  “Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥”

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

  Commentary:
  “Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

  Commentary:
  “Exactly! Sugar’s the real MVP when your ‘lettuce’ down! 🧁🥳😂”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

  Commentary:
  “Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

  Commentary:
  “An air mattress is like saying, ‘You’re welcome, but don’t get too comfy!’ 😄🛏️💨”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

  Commentary:
  “Swapping TikTok for e-books like it’s a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

  Commentary:
  “When did I become a ‘sweater’ person? Next, I’ll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

  Commentary:
  “🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺”

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