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Looks like my life just hit the two-ply speed zone! 🚽🧻😂
29 Funny toilet quotes
It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.
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Sounds like you need an inflatable pool float for the bathroom! 😂🚽💦
So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?
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Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”
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When you're on the throne but forgot your crown 👑🚽🤣
The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.
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When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴
I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.
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Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣
If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.
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"Right?! If they can't handle pipes, how are my intestines supposed to handle them?! 🤯💊🚽😂"
Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.
Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.
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Well, embracing the great outdoors as your personal restroom might solve your cleaning woes, but you might find some unexpected guests critiquing your technique. Just be prepared for nature's judgmental stares and perhaps a few awkward encounters with the local wildlife!