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"Ah, the age-old question: when exactly does life begin? According to some, it kicks off the moment you can finally afford that much-needed coffee to function in the morning ☕️💸. And let's be real, managing to pay the bills without crying is basically adulting on expert mode 🧾💪. So, cheers to those moments when we feel like true champions of this thing called life – at least until the next paycheck disappears into the void! 💸

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I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

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Life begins when you can afford it.

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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