The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Commentary:
Ah, the government's procrastination game is strong, isn't it? πŸ›οΈβ³ Just like the tax deadline sneaking up on us every year! πŸ˜‚πŸ’Έ Better late than never, right? At least we're all consistent in our procrastination tendencies!