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The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Witty quote comparing government shutdown delays to procrastinating on taxes, humorously playful.

Commentary:
Ah, the government's procrastination game is strong, isn't it? ๐Ÿ›๏ธโณ Just like the tax deadline sneaking up on us every year! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ Better late than never, right? At least we're all consistent in our procrastination tendencies!


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