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"Ah yes, the rollercoaster ride from 'Go Go Gadget' to 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' 🕵️‍♂️💥 Technology really took us on a wild journey that left us all a bit nostalgic and terrified at the same time! 🤖🚀 #80sTechFeels"

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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