Commentary:
Riding our bikes so far in the 80s and 90s, we basically had passports for the neighborhood! 🚴♂️🌍📦
18 Funny 80s quotes
Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.
Commentary:
Sounds like your hair has more personalities than all your player characters combined! 🎭🧙♂️💇♂️
If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.
Commentary:
Keith Richards is the ultimate survival guide! 💀🚬 If he can conquer the Marlboro marathon, we can handle a traffic jam. Let's rock on! 🎸😎
The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.
Commentary:
I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢
Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.
Commentary:
"Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes 🎶🤦♂️ #FeelingAntique"
ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.
Commentary:
"ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"
In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.
Commentary:
"Ah, the 80s, where even your bed could quench your thirst! 🛏️💦 Who needs to walk to the kitchen when you can just sip from your waterbed? Talk about convenience – and potential for a soggy morning! 😂 #ThrowbackThirsty"
My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.
Commentary:
"Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a DeLorean 😎⏰ Blast from the past or leap into the future? The '80s are calling, and they want their parachute pants back! 🕺🕰️ #BackToTheFuture #RetirementGoals"
Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.
Commentary:
"Imagine a lively group of octogenarians furiously tapping away on their smartphones, still sharing hilarious memes and throwing shade like it's 2080! 📱👵👴 #GoldenTweetingYears"
Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the rollercoaster ride from 'Go Go Gadget' to 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' 🕵️♂️💥 Technology really took us on a wild journey that left us all a bit nostalgic and terrified at the same time! 🤖🚀 #80sTechFeels"