18 funny 80s quotes - Wordgag

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

May 21, 2026

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

May 20, 2026

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

May 19, 2026

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

May 19, 2026

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

May 19, 2026

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

May 19, 2026

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

May 19, 2026

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

Apr 1, 2026

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Apr 1, 2026

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Mar 31, 2026

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Mar 30, 2026

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Mar 30, 2026

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Mar 30, 2026

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Mar 29, 2026

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Mar 28, 2026

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Mar 27, 2026

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Mar 25, 2026

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Mar 24, 2026