Funny 80s quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

  Commentary:
  I guess they really wanted music that was "purr-fect" but required subtitles 🐯🎶👂📢

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to dust off my 'vintage' mixtapes 🎶🤦‍♂️ #FeelingAntique"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

  Commentary:
  "ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 80s, where even your bed could quench your thirst! 🛏️💦 Who needs to walk to the kitchen when you can just sip from your waterbed? Talk about convenience – and potential for a soggy morning! 😂 #ThrowbackThirsty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a 401(k) when you've got a DeLorean 😎⏰ Blast from the past or leap into the future? The '80s are calling, and they want their parachute pants back! 🕺🕰️ #BackToTheFuture #RetirementGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a lively group of octogenarians furiously tapping away on their smartphones, still sharing hilarious memes and throwing shade like it's 2080! 📱👵👴 #GoldenTweetingYears"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the rollercoaster ride from 'Go Go Gadget' to 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' 🕵️‍♂️💥 Technology really took us on a wild journey that left us all a bit nostalgic and terrified at the same time! 🤖🚀 #80sTechFeels"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

  Commentary:
  Seems like the oldies station is having a rebellious phase! 😜🎶 Who knew the 80s would become the new "oldies"? Time to crank up the volume and groove to some retro tunes like it's 1985 all over again! 💃🕺 #ThrowbackTunes #ForeverYoung

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

  Commentary:
  "By the time you hit your 80s, you'll be running for Congress… literally! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who says you can't be a political powerhouse in your golden years? Time to show those young guns what experience and a good pair of running shoes can do! 🌟 #SeniorCitizenInCongress"

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