21 funny movy quotes - Wordgag

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

May 23, 2026

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

May 23, 2026

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

May 22, 2026

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

May 22, 2026

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

May 22, 2026

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

May 22, 2026

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

May 22, 2026

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

May 22, 2026

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

May 22, 2026

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

May 21, 2026

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

May 21, 2026

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

May 20, 2026

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

May 20, 2026

Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.

May 19, 2026

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Mar 30, 2026

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Mar 30, 2026

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Mar 30, 2026

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Mar 30, 2026

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Mar 29, 2026

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Mar 28, 2026

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Mar 28, 2026