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Trying to be platonic while my heart’s doing the Macarena 😂💃🕺
72 Funny feelings quotes
My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.
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Sounds like the perfect time to join the endangered species list with some ice cream and a cozy blanket! 🐢🍦🛋️
Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.
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Sounds like Elsa took "cold feet" to a whole new level! ❄️😂 #FrozenFeels
Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.
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Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌
I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.
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Bring back the days of big hair and even bigger declarations of love! Less texting, more leaning over car hoods! 🚗💖🕺
Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.
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When your sixth sense is more like a sixth sense of humor 😂🔮 #EmpathLife
Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.
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That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂
I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.
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When life gives you lemons, it also gives you a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation about lemons. 🍋😵💫😴
When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.
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Feeling like a popular loner, the eternal struggle! 😂🪑😅
I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.
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Seems like the world needs a group hug—and maybe a few extra puppies for good measure! 🐶💖😄