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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet scent of love mingling with the not-so-fragrant flu bugs 🤧💕 Remember folks, romance is great, but nothing kills the vibe like a runny nose – wash those hands and keep the love strong and germs weak! 🧼🥰"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged air, cleanliness, flu, hands, health, humor, love, relationship, wash on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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