Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.
  • A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.
  • Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?
  • I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.
  • The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.
  • In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.