Commentary:
Who knew paying for one subscription meant unlocking the secret menu of subscriptions? 🍿🔐😂
47 Funny hands quotes
Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to wash my hands at an automatic sink that wouldn’t turn on.
Commentary:
Struggled against the mighty sink dragon again, I see! 🐲🚰😅
You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.
Commentary:
When you level up from Fisher-Price to Edward Scissorhands! ✂️😂✂️
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
Commentary:
Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.
Commentary:
Looks like it's time for a hands-on performance 🎷👐✨
Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.
Commentary:
When you don't know what to do with your hands in photos, join a gang, or just hold a taco! 🌮🤘😎
Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands.
Commentary:
Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage?
It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm upgrading my workout routine from yoga to yog-a-mop! 🧽🧘♂️😂
It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.
Commentary:
When it's so cold, even my phone's ads are doing their community service—warming my hands and soul! 🔥📱😂
According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.
Commentary:
Dry January isn't just a challenge, it's a full-body experience! 🐪💦😂