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CC: Air conditioning just asked me out, and I said yes 🥶❤️🌬️
43 Funny air quotes
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.
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Bracing for impact with the Sunday Scaries: The Teams Tension is real! 💻😅⏰
That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep.
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When you and your belly form the ultimate kitchen band 🎶🥁🍲
People with air fryers really love to tell you what they air fry.
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Next, they'll be air frying their secrets and serving them with a side of crispy conversation! 🍟😂
Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.
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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.
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Mind blown! 🚪✨ Who knew every door was practicing levitation this whole time? 😂
Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.
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When you want to be the center of attention but end up just toe-tally embarrassed instead 🎯😅👟
If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
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Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️
I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.
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Feeling the gravitational pull of the Sunday Scaries — must be the Microsoft Teams orbit 🤖📅🌌
We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.
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Guess we just agreed to let the magical hot wind take the lead in our kitchens! 🍟✨🍃