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1 week ago
Share →: After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Commentary:
“Guess he’s dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump”
2 weeks ago
Share →: I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Commentary:
“I miss the days when TV seasons were longer than my to-do list! 📺😅 #BingeWorthy #WhereDidItAllGo”
2 weeks ago
Share →: An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

Commentary:
“An air mattress is like saying, ‘You’re welcome, but don’t get too comfy!’ 😄🛏️💨”
4 weeks ago
Share →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Commentary:
“Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️”
1 month ago
Share →: My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

Commentary:
Sounds like summer’s just an extended indoor adventure! 😎❄️🌞
3 months ago
Share →: Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Commentary:
“Ah, the sweet scent of love mingling with the not-so-fragrant flu bugs 🤧💕 Remember folks, romance is great, but nothing kills the vibe like a runny nose – wash those hands and keep the love strong and germs weak! 🧼🥰”
4 months ago
Share →: To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Commentary:
“🤔 Maybe they’re just trying to create a unique form of ‘cooling off’ for their fans! 😂💨 Who needs AC when you’ve got OnlyFans, right?”
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Commentary:
🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in ‘In The Air Tonight’! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you’ve got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin’ it, and don’t let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama
5 months ago
Share →: There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Commentary:
“Uh-oh, better watch out for flying cake slices! 🍰👸 Seems like the ‘let them eat cake’ vibes are making a comeback. Better hide your pastries before the revolution starts in the baking aisle! 🥐🇫🇷 #MarieAntoinetteVibes”
5 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let’s be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳