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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.