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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

BREAKING: OpenAI to partner with OpenAI to help fund OpenAI. OpenAI up 90%.

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

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Bursting into a million bats the second I see you.

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

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