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Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸
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The best way to find out about all the keyboard shortcuts is to get a cat.
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My cat just designed a whole new keyboard layout! 🐱💻 #FelineInnovations
People say love is the best feeling, but honestly, finding a bathroom when you’ve got diarrhea might top it.
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When true love's knocking but your stomach is doing the cha-cha, the bathroom is your real soulmate! 🚽💞🤣
It sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat.
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Sounds like adulthood just leveled up to Boss Battle mode 🗡️😂 Best-friendship unlocked!
Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.
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Why stop at "Your Majesty"? I call mine "Your Royal Napness" because all they do is rule the kingdom of Dreamland. 😺👑💤
Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.
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Just another day in the feline dictatorship, where cuddles are mandatory and the naps are non-negotiable 😸😼✨
Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.
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Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.
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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄
Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.
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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.
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Living my best life… one mediocre decision at a time! 😂👌✨