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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I always do my best sleeping in the 10 minutes before my alarm goes off.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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