Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing. Commentary:When "anything" includes doing dishes, men suddenly develop spontaneous selective hearing 😂🙉🍽️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around. Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men. As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations. Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always. The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.