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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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The void screams into me.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

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Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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