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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do noth…

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do noth…

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When "anything" includes doing dishes, men suddenly develop spontaneous selective hearing 😂🙉🍽️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, disappointment, do nothing, humor, i, men, nothing, promises, relationships on Jul 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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