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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.