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Playful quote about dental struggles, humorously suggesting limited chewing on one side.

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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When your bank account's telling you to chew like a pirate with a toothache πŸ˜‚πŸ¦·πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged care, chew, dental, dental care, dental plan, guess, humor, i, joke, just, mouth, plan, side on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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