Milk or be milked. Posted on18 hours ago18 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you udders, milk the opportunity! π₯ππ Related Funny Posts π€ That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want. Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream. Canβt sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off. Why canβt opportunity just come back later?