Commentary:
Sounds like my gut needs a new job description—preferably one with lactose-free benefits! 🥛😂
25 Funny milk quotes
She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.
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Looks like someone put their cereal before their sense of order! 🥣🥛😂
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye.
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Holy cow, maybe we should start celebrating udder miracles! 🐄🥛🍷
Milk or be milked.
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When life gives you udders, milk the opportunity! 🥛😄🐄
I forgot to get milk, so Santa has a cup of Pepsi Max.
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Santa's about to learn that Pepsi Max and cookies are the new North Pole gourmet pairing 🍪🥤🎅
(While my wife opens up her Christmas present) Remember when you said we needed milk?
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Turning holiday shopping into a dairy emergency, one gift at a time! 🥛🎄😂
Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.
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Sacrificing snacks to the jolly snow god—Santa might be the original foodie influencer! 🍪🥛✨
Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.
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Guess I'll have to change my name to "Whole Oat Soy Almond Coconut Non-Dairy" 👩🌾🥛😂
Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.
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When life gives you cereal without milk, just upgrade to breakfast dessert mode 🍦🥣😂
“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.
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Guessing the animals are just mad they can't order kale sippers at the smoothie bar, Karen 🐄🥤🧀