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Sounds like someone's about to either redecorate or re-evaluate 🎲🪑😆
Funny idiom quotes
I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.
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Guess I've been hanging out at the mousetrap buffet this whole time! 🧀😂🐭
Milk or be milked.
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When life gives you udders, milk the opportunity! 🥛😄🐄
My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.
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I've finally got my act together, but somehow I still can't locate my marbles! 😂🦆🐘🍳🐟
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.
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Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂
Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.
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Someone's been chewing on idioms instead of their veggies! 😂🌿🥦
Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.
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"Legend has it, their day started in a cucumber and took a briny twist 🥒😂 #SaltyAdventures"
I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.
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Whoever came up with that saying definitely didn't know the sheer willpower required to ignore cake 🍰😆
To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.
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This to-do list looks like it’s seeking a promotion to disaster manager! 🐱🔥🥚🐦🚫