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Sounds like a "scorchingly" good time! 🔥🐉😆
67 Funny metaphor quotes
I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…
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When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣
Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.
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Wow, who knew my life had so much in common with outer space? 🌠🔥😅
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.
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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂
Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.
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Getting shorter with age: nature's way of helping you fit into tighter spaces! 🕯️😂🎈
Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.
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Swinging that spatula like it's a legendary hammer in a kitchen forge! 🔨🔥😂
A storm knows it’s laced with destruction, and yet it rages on.
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When my WiFi goes out for two minutes and I turn into a storm of chaos taking everyone down with me 🌪️😅
Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.
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Moths: The original night-shift crowd running away from their responsibilities 😂🦋💡
Milk or be milked.
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When life gives you udders, milk the opportunity! 🥛😄🐄