Commentary:
Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣
Funny dairy quotes
Milk or be milked.
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When life gives you udders, milk the opportunity! 🥛😄🐄
“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.
Commentary:
Guessing the animals are just mad they can't order kale sippers at the smoothie bar, Karen 🐄🥤🧀
“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.
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Move over, Caramel Latte, Dairy Queen is serving looks and ice cream! 🍦👑
Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.
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Who knew dairy math would lead to such udder madness? 🐄😂🥛
I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.
Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!
Commentary:
Looks like that cow's got a beef with traffic regulations 🐄🚗 I guess you could say the situation is utterly ridiculous! 🤣🥛
Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.
Commentary:
"Dear lactose-intolerant heathen, it's time to embrace the dairy and join the milky way of life! 🥛🐄 Don't be cheese-ist, lactose is gouda for you! 😉"
I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.
Commentary:
"Two percent sounds suspiciously vague 🤔🥛 Who knows what mysteries lie in that remaining 98% – unicorns, aliens, the meaning of life? 🦄👽🤷♂️ Let's stick to the sure thing: no milk until we have all the facts! 🚫🥛 #MilkMystery"