My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, the chaotic symphony of financial chaos and fast food drama! 🦝🍔 Hissing raccoons and elusive McRibs – a credit score saga like no other! Who knew credit could be so wild and tasty? 😂📉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A McRib killed my tapeworm. Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine. Got a new high score on my bathroom scale. They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score. I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.