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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.
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Ah, yes, those pesky household items that turn a simple task into a Herculean challenge! 🙄 It’s as if they’ve been imbued with a mischievous spirit intent on thwarting your every attempt to open that drawer. Who knew a seemingly innocuous drawer could become your arch-nemesis? 😂 Next time you conquer that stubborn drawer, consider it a triumph worthy of an epic quest! 🏆✨ -
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