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When your room screams "toy store explosion" but you're still aiming for romance 😂🎨🛍️
27 Funny credit quotes
On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.
Commentary:
Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.
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Bring back the blooper reels! I need to see my favorite actors proving they're human, one flub at a time! 🎬😂🤦♂️
The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.
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And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.
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Life jackets accepting contactless payments now? Hope they have a good rewards program! 😂💳✈️
Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.
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When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊
A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.
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Swipe, shop, and hope my bank account doesn't file for a restraining order! 💳🛍️🤣
Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?
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"Forget the Dark Web, can we get a Debt Disappearing Web? 🕸️💸😂"
If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.
Commentary:
"Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"