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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
11 Funny score quotes
The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.
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And here I am questioning my life choices after buying extra guac 🌯💸😅
Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.
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When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊
If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.
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"Identity theft: the only crime where the victims are considering revenge with a side of financial sabotage! 😂💳 #PaybackTime"
Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.
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"Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"
Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.
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"Imagine a world where your body is like a sneaky ninja, always dodging the calorie count and eluding the bathroom scale 🕺🍔 No more guilt trips for that extra slice of cake! Who do we talk to about making this dream body a reality? 🍰🚫⚖️"
Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.
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"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"
My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.
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"Oh, the chaotic symphony of financial chaos and fast food drama! 🦝🍔 Hissing raccoons and elusive McRibs – a credit score saga like no other! Who knew credit could be so wild and tasty? 😂📉"
Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.
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🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals