My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, some peace and quiet! 🌙😴 #SilentVictory Related funny posts 😂 I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated. If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you. In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace. My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks. Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.