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Dreams: the only place where I'm a morning person and a billionaire! 😴💰👉🙅♂️
42 Funny asleep quotes
Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.
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My cat gets more screen time than I do! 😸📱😴
I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.
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Cine-nap: a plot twist I didn't see coming! 😴🍿🎬
My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.
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Finally, some peace and quiet! 🌙😴 #SilentVictory
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
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Because pillows never break your heart! 🛏️😴❤️
Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.
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Sleeping away the sadness like a pro 😴💤 #HackLife
The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.
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When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴
Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.
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Nap mode activated: unlocking the secret art of power napping! 😴🛋️✨
The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.
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"When the snooze button and I have a toxic relationship. 🛌⏰😂"
Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.
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"Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦♂️"