Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.
  • Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
  • Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.
  • I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
  • I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.
  • Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.