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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).