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My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

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Breaking news: Large vase measured in smithereens—a smashing success! 💥🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged favorite, humor, measurement, smithereens, unit, wordplay on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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