My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens. Posted onMar 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Breaking news: Large vase measured in smithereens—a smashing success! 💥🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 Smithereens is the worst way to get blown. Breaking news is really breaking me. The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not. Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on. So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.