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Funny measurement quotes

My favorite unit of measurement is smithereens.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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