Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.
  • I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.
  • I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.
  • IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.
  • I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.
  • The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.