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Looks like your husband is working on building things, while you're focusing on building your wardrobe! Talk about a workshop with stylish benefits!

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40 shares on Facebook this month:

I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

64 shares on X this month:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

61 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

59 shares on WeChat this month:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

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Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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I’m perverted, but in an elegant and whimsical way.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Just shared via WeChat:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Making waves on Instagram:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Just shared via Reddit:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Going bananas on Telegram:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

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I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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