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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”