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  • I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
  • January is the Monday of the year.
  • Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!
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