I have friends in high places (birds). Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew I was such a social 'falcon-thrope'? 😂🦅☁️" Related funny posts 🤝 No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now. My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home. A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.