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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Funny quote highlighting financial struggles with a playful comparison of overflowing sink, laundry, and arteries.
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Commentary:
"Oh, the true richness of life: a sink overflowing with dishes, a laundry basket spilling clothes, and arteries clogged with love (and maybe a few too many snacks ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ). Who needs money when you're this 'wealthy' in messes and cholesterol? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿงบ๐Ÿ”"

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