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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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"Oh, the true richness of life: a sink overflowing with dishes, a laundry basket spilling clothes, and arteries clogged with love (and maybe a few too many snacks 🍔🍕🍟). Who needs money when you're this 'wealthy' in messes and cholesterol? 💸🧺🍔"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged account, artery, balance, bank, bank account, basket, full, humor, laundry, laundry basket, life, life balance, money, priorities, sink, sure on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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