Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.
- If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.
- Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.
- Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
- If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.