My passport probably thinks I’m in prison. Commentary:"Oh, the adventures my passport was expecting… only to end up confined within the walls of boredom and routine! 🌏🛂 #PassportProbz #LockedUpButNotLockedDown" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes. Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport. If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi. Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly. But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.