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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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"Oh, the adventures my passport was expecting… only to end up confined within the walls of boredom and routine! 🌏🛂 #PassportProbz #LockedUpButNotLockedDown"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, confinement, humor, identity, passport, prison, travel on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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