Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.
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  • One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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  • I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
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