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😂🤣 Guess I’ll keep my gourmet meals and freedom for now! 🍽️🍕
16 Funny prison quotes
I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.
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Skipping gym and rent—a multitasking genius! 🏋️♂️🔒😄
Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.
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Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! 🖊️😅📬
“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.
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Being "understanding" is just my crime prevention strategy 😂🚔📜
There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.
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"When you mix up Ivy League with 'I Violate Laws' 🤦♂️🚔🎓"
Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”
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"Going from fillings to felonies! 🦷➡️🚔 Who knew the drill could lead to thrill! 😆🤦♂️ #MomKnowsBest"
I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.
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"I'm not surprised, some of these posts definitely come with a 'Do Not Escape' plan! 🕵️♀️🚔🏃♂️"
But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.
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"Well, at least he mastered the art of being a 'phone-y' criminal! 🤣📞 Behind bars but sweet on the line, quite the recipe for a modern romance novel. #SweetTalker #PrisonCharm 😏"
I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.
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Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals
Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.
Commentary:
"Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"