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Witty quote about introversion and crime, humorously suggesting lack of alibi makes prison likely.

If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

Commentary:
Well, if you're an introvert, your alibi might just be your cat… who won't testify in court! 🙊🐱 #IntrovertStruggles #CatAlibiDefense

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accusation, alibi, anxiety, crime, going, humor, introvert, prison, social, social anxiety, too on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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