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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.