Commentary:
When you don't know what to do with your hands in photos, join a gang, or just hold a taco! 🌮🤘😎
13 Funny gang quotes
The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.
Commentary:
When you need a time machine to get all the jokes, but you're still rockin' like it's 1999! 🎸🕺💾
Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
Commentary:
"When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦♂️👣🤣"
Countries are just gangs with paperwork.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the good ol' gang of bureaucrats and their never-ending paperwork 📝🤣 It's all fun and games until someone brings a pen to a turf war 🖊️🌍 #GangstaGovernment
If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.
Commentary:
"New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal"
My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.
Commentary:
Sounds like your playlist is going through some serious mood swings! 🎶💔🔫 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? Just make sure it's not influencing your life choices too much! 😉
He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.
Commentary:
"Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. 🕵️♂️ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. 😂 #TickleMyFunnyBone"
There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.
Commentary:
Well, zoinks! 🕵️♂️ It's like, "Jinkies, Velma! Another missing person? Let's not split up this time! 😂" Looks like Shaggy and Scooby's snacks might have distracted them from the real mysteries lurking in those haunted mansions! 🐕💨👻
I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.
Commentary:
"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"
Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.
Commentary:
🐶🎄 "Watch out, there's a new posse in town! The fiercest gang around, strutting their stuff in style with matching sweaters. Who knew the key to canine camaraderie was fashion coordination? 🐾 #SquadGoals #DogsInSweaters"
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the world's largest dog sweater is over 30 feet long? 🐶🎄 It was knitted for a massive Great Dane and showcased at a pet festival! Imagine all those pups strutting around in style! 🐕✨