38 funny emotions quotes - Wordgag

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

May 21, 2026

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

May 21, 2026

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

May 20, 2026

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

May 20, 2026

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

May 20, 2026

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

May 20, 2026

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

May 20, 2026

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

May 20, 2026

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

May 20, 2026

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

May 19, 2026

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

May 19, 2026

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

May 19, 2026

Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

May 19, 2026

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

May 19, 2026

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Apr 1, 2026

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Mar 31, 2026

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Mar 31, 2026

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Mar 30, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Mar 28, 2026

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

Mar 27, 2026

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Mar 27, 2026

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Mar 27, 2026

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Mar 27, 2026

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Mar 27, 2026

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Mar 27, 2026

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Mar 26, 2026

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Mar 26, 2026

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Mar 26, 2026

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Mar 26, 2026

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Mar 26, 2026

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Mar 26, 2026

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Mar 25, 2026

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Mar 25, 2026

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Mar 25, 2026

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Mar 25, 2026

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Mar 25, 2026

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Mar 25, 2026