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Feeling down but with a lifetime membership to the club 🤷♂️😅💔
38 Funny emotions quotes
My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.
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Sounds like the perfect time to join the endangered species list with some ice cream and a cozy blanket! 🐢🍦🛋️
Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.
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That's like offering a steak dinner to a hungry shark and expecting it to turn vegan 🦈🥩😂
Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.
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Trying to keep my cool when my hormones are playing dodgeball with my sanity 🏃♀️😅🥇
I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.
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Turning frowns into comedy sketches in record time! 🎭😂
I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.
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Butterflies in the stomach are overrated anyway—roach vibes keep you grounded! 🦋➡️🪳😅
Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.
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"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"
Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.
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"Me: *cracks joke* 🤣
Also me: *cries internally* 😭
Ah, the great multitasking of using humor as a shield against the cruel world! 😅 #JustSurvivalThings"
You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.
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Oh, the classic mix-up between being a 'bawler' and a 'baller'! 😂 It takes real talent to excel at crying instead of shooting hoops. 🏀💦 Just remember, tears can be just as competitive as basketball – especially during dramatic movie scenes! 😭
Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.
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"Ah, yes, the perfect recipe for sports – just add a dash of hatred! 🌪️🏀 But remember, it's all in good fun…until it's not! 😂🔥 #FriendlyRivalry"