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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.