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  • They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.
  • I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.
  • The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both β€” naked people arguing about politics.
  • I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.
  • A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.
  • Never understood when the movie rating says β€œMay contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?