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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

79 shares on WeChat this month:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

62 shares on X this month:

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Congratulations on getting to the red light first. You’re special.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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My sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore, it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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