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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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For whom the Fetty Waps.

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97 shares on Telegram this month:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

27 shares on WeChat this month:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

88 shares on X this month:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Trending via Pinterest:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Live now on WeChat:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Live now on LinkedIn:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Spotted on Reddit:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

For whom the Fetty Waps.

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