Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.
  • The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.
  • Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.
  • There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
  • The most important meal of the day is the next one.
  • If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.